Can you figure it out??!?!?

A penguin foams past the biology.

Omg New Segments!?!?! And Phones?!?!?! WTF?

YEAH so if you haven't noticed, there are some new links..or segments if you will, called Annoying People, where I will talk about annoying ass people in the media or where ever.  Who knows how long this will go on but if they're annoying to me and probably everybody else then you'll be sure to find them here. I don't even know why I'm making this post as people who aren't dumb enough will see the new links..This is almost like me shopping online for a new cell phone.....I don't how that's even irrelevant buut I will say I still need a cell phone.

Why can't cell phone companies just make the iphone a prepaid phone?...oh..with out it costing like $500-600!! Sorry my broke ass can't afford a contract, maybe I'd like a more flexible plan where I can choose to pay when ever I feel like using my phone. Then there's going to google to find out which phone company is the best..T-mobile, Verizon, At&t, Boost mobile..I see the commercials and they all talk the talk but in the long run you're going to end up spending a lot or there is some kind of catch. eg.. If you have boost mobile, the longer you stay with them the less you pay monthly .. But wait..what if boost mobile sucks? Why aren't the other companies doing that? OMFG IT'S JUST SO COMPLICATED THAT MY MIND CANT COMPREHEND THE TRICKERY OF THE MAN!!! Anyways, check out the links if you haven't seen them.....It should be right below the title of this blog..............I'm pretty sure reading this post was..ANNOYING lmfao :)

oh yeah I hate droids....especially for using facebook.

F*ck The Police!!!

Check out this article, Reggae star busted with over 300 pounds of weed..tsk tsk tsk at least it wasn't cocaine right? Weed seriously needs to be legal..or maybe everybody needs to get a med card..never mind since this happened in new york.

Jamaican-born reggae star Denroy Morgan was busted on drug charges after cops saw him leaving a Bronx house carrying 25 pounds of ganja, police said Thursday.

Morgan's capture led to the seizure of a 310-pound stash of marijuana and the arrest of another man caught toting 16 pounds of pot, cops said.

Known for his 1981 reggae-disco hit "I'll Do Anything For You," Morgan, 66, told cops he was flush with weed when they pulled his car over Wednesday afternoon and got a whiff of the drug, police said.

A source insisted the unraveling of the cannabis caper did not stem from a surveillance sting but was the result of eagle-eyed narcotics detectives.

The detectives were working on an unrelated case in Soundview when they saw Morgan walking out of a building at 4p.m. carrying what appeared to be a brick of marijuana in shrink-wrap packaging, the source said.

The cops immediately pulled Morgan's car over for running a stop sign and noticed a strong odor of weed wafting from his rolled-down window, the source said.

Morgan copped to having a trunkload of pot, the source said.

Cops opened the trunk and found two large bags filled with 25 pounds of grass, the source said.

When detectives returned to the Taylor Ave. house, across the street from the Blessed Sacrament School, they spotted a second man coming out with a large package and getting into a car, the source said.

Cops stopped Wayne Swavy, 46, for not wearing his seat belt and found an additional 16 pounds of ganja in his car, the source said.

Armed with a search warrant, police entered the house at 1122Taylor Ave., near Bruckner Blvd., and found a pile of the wacky tobacky shaped into bricks.

Cops said the 351-pound seizure has a street value of $140,000 to $351,000.

Morgan, of Springfield, Mass., and Swavy, of Mount Vernon, N.Y., were charged with criminal possession of marijuana.

Morgan showed some of his old stage presence at the arraignment, wearing a blue camouflage outfit with a white porkpie hat. He was held in lieu of $8,000 bail.

"All I can say is I'm not surprised. We figured it was a drug house," said a neighbor, who refused to give her name.

"I hardly ever saw him. When I did, he never said hello. He was very quiet. Just in and out," said Elizabeth Arjun, 57, who lives next to the Taylor Ave house.

Born in Clarendon, Jamaica, Morgan immigrated to New York at 19 and quickly scored a record deal with Right Track in Manhattan.

"I'll Do Anything For You" became a smash hit in the city's discotheques, rose to No. 40 on the Billboard pop charts and led to a recording contract with RCA.

"I had a growing family an' the song allowed me to tour an' earn some money. It changed my life financially," Morgan said in July in an interview with The Gleaner, a Jamaican newspaper.

Morgan is the father of 30 children, including five who in 1994 formed the popular reggae band Morgan Heritage.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/09/15/2011-09-15_nypd_scores_major_pot_bust_reggae_star_denroy_morgan_arrested_with_25_pounds_of

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Ok yeah marijuana is illegal but damn, this doesn't sound like justice at all.

SOULJA BOY FUCK THE FBI AND ARMY?!?! DISS?!!?

OK first off I just want to say Soulja Boy is lame as shit beans..BUT..once again the lamest has his name in everybody's mouth thanks to his new HIT track Lets Be Real

Leave it to patriotic ignorance and ignorance itself to start hate. Everybody says this song is a diss to the army troops and military when he clearly says the FBI first then the army. If you know how corrupted they are, then what Soulja Boy says wouldn't really affect you at all..reading all the hate comments on the video is pretty pathetic yet funny since its already established that Soulja Boy sucks ass at rapping. Now with everybody crying and bitching about this "diss" they're basically bringing him more publicity which brings more money for him. Ignorant people love to take words out of context and start drama. Maybe if Soulja Boy didn't suck so much ass at rapping people would be more lenient.....who knows, but I'm tired of people on facebook or people period talking about this shit. VERY ANNOYING when you already don't care for a rapper then people complain and whine about him saying the same thing. " they fight for our freedom " LOL im sure the government created terrorist...

Annoying Ass Kids!!!!

WTF!?

Why the hell are little kids so annoying? I really can't answer this question. I bet I was annoying when I was a kid but I never had anybody older than me to teach me how to act, but at least I knew how to listen to older folks. Little kids = Loud, Annoying, Rebellious, Immature. I can understand if I had my own kids I could tolerate them better, it's other people's kids like friends and family. It sucks when you want some peace and quiet and you have 6 little kids yelling and screaming about nonsense for no reason, playing in the living room jumping on the couch like barbarians. It's summer time, go out and play! You tell them to sit down and be quiet..2 minutes later they're up and going wild again. Kids seriously need discipline. I've seen pets that are more discipline than most kids today. Sit booboo sit! and booboo sits like a nice doggy. I could've swore humans were more intelligent than dogs and cats. What is the world coming to?

Almighty Government

Sick and Tired of the corrupt ass government!!!!!

Not many people realize that we, the society are trapped in a cage. Trapped in a ridiculous cycle of economical slavery. Maybe people know about it and are just too lazy to even care about changing. All I ever hear is, graduate high school, go to college or join the military. After finishing any of those goals you'll end up slaving for pay to survive. I was telling my cousin the other day ( who has went to college and now owns a business ) that "the world was designed for us to struggle and fail".

He agreed. 

People cry about the economy, the lack of jobs, taxes and other things, yet don't even bother to find a new way to earn income for themselves while living stress free. It's funny because we all pay taxes, which fund certain things like prisons, safe highways and so on, but the government creates money out of thin air. While slaving a 9-5 there is so many things we have to pay for to survive like rent. Instead of taxing us for bullshit, they should use their little system of more debt = money and fund those things themselves. Then we have presidents promising change in the country, when its the presidents that are just puppets to control us. Government going around to other countries trying to corrupt them, while we have our own problems in America like shitty economy, lack of jobs, high crime rates and homeless people. Yeah, of course that's the case in most places but you would think the land of the free would be a better place. I think the only way to make here is to work a decent paying job while living somewhere cheap and not having a family to take care of. Start a business and become successful or land a high paying job like a doctor. Or become famous.
Our tax money probably just goes to the higher ups. Who really knows what our money is being used for.
It makes sense when they say money is the root of all evil.....well who makes money? federal reserve...who do they give the money to?..the government. Evil.


OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!

CaPtchA

Annoying ass Captcha..yeah, I understand they have that to reduce spam but come on! Do they really have to make it damn near impossible to read sometimes?!?!? I'm always on the internet posting crap, so I have to type in a lot of captcha letters for different websites. It's super annoying when you obviously typed in the correct letters, hit enter, and a new batch of letters pop for you to type in!! I see that mostly on myspace but since that has died out I rarely have that problem. Youtube on the other hand will give you some crazy letters almost mixed together somewhat so you have to guess and pray you're correct. Why cant they just keep it basic and make it simple? Instead of letters why not ask simple questions.. Example.....How many legs does a cat have?.. 2?.. 3?.. 4?.. 50?..  And if you get that question correct you can post your comment or what ever you're trying to process. Damn there's so many things that could be made easier, if I knew how to do coding and stuff I'd fix it myself..........oh well.

Hey Baby, Nice Man Hands

What's worse than a beautiful sexy chick, with nice eyes, nice lips, sexy shaped body with lovely boobs and ass? ALL OF THAT AND THEN SHE HAS MAN HANDS!!!!
You know? Those cute girls with man-like hands, if you were to see them you would think they belonged to a guy? I don't know about any of you people out there but for me that is a HUGE turn off....and annoying...I know we all cant be perfect and I'm not that shallow to where I cant be with a chick because of that, but damn WHY!? I wonder if there is a surgery for hands. If some females can be self conscious of their boobs, then some must be self conscious of their hands. It must suck to be all pretty and hot, then BAM! You got Man Hands!! I hate watching movies and I'm like oh yeah I'd do her.....then for some strange reason the camera does a close up on her hands.................NO!...................ruins the whole moment. I've recently noticed I keep seeing women with man-like hands more often, must be some kind of karma. And I'll  probably get more weird karma for posting this blog. Talk about an X and Y chromosome screw up, if the chick looks kind of manly then I guess go figure with the hands, but when they look like angels..oh god. Then imagine, they look manly, they must feel manly. I would never want a massage, or a foot rub, not even a handshake. Okay I'm not serious...or maybe I am. If anybody reading this has man-like, please don't be offended, I'm sure you have lovely ones : ) ...

Discipline Your Children

Where do I begin? 

I don't have any kids so I cant really say I have any parenting skills, but I'm positive it isn't difficult to discipline your children. What does yelling and screaming at your child does? After months of that and yet they still don't listen and constantly misbehave. My dad always says " Those who don't hear, must feel". Spankings, whooping, what ever you want to call it, kids these days need more of it. It's sad when you see a parent getting angry with their child when the parent acts just like them. It probably isn't nice to tell some one how to raise their kids but it is seriously annoying when you have to hear yelling, screaming, and loud obnoxious nonsense everyday. Ever see one of those toddlers that constantly grab stuff? You can't even leave your valuables around them without worrying, and it's bad enough when the parent is around and just lets them do what ever they want. Talk about disrespect right? If your child nags, wines, cries and complains because they don't get their way, you shouldn't give in and give them what they want. That tells the child they can own you. It's like a kid mind fucking an adult..pitiful. I believe it's good to give your children freedom but you also got to have structure and boundaries. Growing up thinking they can do anything they want and not face any repercussions isn't good at all. It's funny when I hear people say "What's wrong with today's youth?", like hello you cant blame the youth, it's the parents fault. If there was more discipline around I'm sure the world would be a slightly better place.

Chris Jericho And Stone Cold Funny Moment

LOL, Stone Cold Is The Best!!!

Wtf Happened to Wrestling

If you grew up watching wrestling like me, you'll know that today it is very different from how it was back in the day. There's not so much action and the newer wrestlers seem a little cheesy to me. I cant say I don't like it but compared to this video I would definitely want to see more of this today.

Pot Farm + Firefox = Fail

Yeah, I'm addicted to this Facebook game called Pot Farm...and I just recently discovered why my laptop and computer cant handle the game. I only have 1GB of RAM. Since Flash player and Firefox eat up so much memory, I now have to save up to buy a new laptop. I wish I knew this information before I purchased this shitty Hp Mini for $300. FML 

Here is a video of what I have to deal with.

Definition of Annoying

Annoying is one of those words, that you know the meaning to, but never really found the need to look up the definition. So I took it upon myself to post the definition of annoying.

an·noy

–verb (used with object)

1.

to disturb or bother (a person) in a way that displeases, troubles, or slightly irritates.

2.

to molest; harm.

 

 

Big wow at number 2. To molest and harm is the same as to annoy? 

 

 

Noun	1.	annoying - the act of troubling or annoying someone vexation, annoyance, irritation mistreatment - the practice of treating (someone or something) badly; "he should be punished for his mistreatment of his mother" exasperation - actions that cause great irritation (or even anger) red flag - something that irritates or demands immediate action; "doing that is like waving a red flag in front of a bull"
Adj.	1.	annoying - causing irritation or annoyance; "tapping an annoying rhythm on his glass with his fork"; "aircraft noise is particularly bothersome near the airport"; "found it galling to have to ask permission"; "an irritating delay"; "nettlesome paperwork"; "a pesky mosquito"; "swarms of pestering gnats"; "a plaguey newfangled safety catch"; "a teasing and persistent thought annoyed him"; "a vexatious child"; "it is vexing to have to admit you are wrong"

Damn, annoying can be defined in so many ways.

Sources
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/annoying
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/annoying

Proof Reading

Sucks Period

F*ck You FireFox!!!

If you're a huge multitasker like me, then you're probably used to the Mozilla Firefox web browser freezing up like crazy. Yeah yeah yeah, I've heard Google Chrome is way better, but right now I'm on Firefox while Chrome is running. Yes, I have two web browsers running at the same time, one for blogging/Youtube and the other for Pot Farm. And my problem still isn't resolved, although it does beat using one browser at a time. This way I can switch back and fourth while having less difficulties with the freezes. On another note, Google Chrome sucks. I just don't like the lay out and even though it's a tad bit faster it still freezes. I've been using Firefox for years but since 2010-2011 its been getting quite ridiculous. I cant even be on Youtube and Facebook at the same time without my screen turning white and sitting there waiting for it to respond. If I had a nickle for every time I slapped myself in the forehead I would make Bill Gates look poor. I know it has to do with the dreaded Plug-in Container taking up all the damn memory, but when I look for solutions, they never work. Right now I'm running the ' Flash Block ' extension and have five tabs open with no problems. I think it's because I'm typing this up. ( Never mind I just switched tabs and it started acting up )  Normally if I was on youtube it would run fine until after about ten minutes, then it starts acting super retarded. I don't get how it's the year 2011 and we still don't have a decent computer/web browser that runs perfectly normal with many tabs open. Shoot even 3 tabs open and it'll start acting up. Maybe I just have a lame computer( Dell ) and a lame laptop ( Hp ). I seriously need to invest in a Macbook Pro. I've heard so many great fairy tales about them. It's just hard trying to multitask and get work done without having to wait for Firefox to respond. Technology my ass, when are we going to start living like the Jetsons?

I Cant Stand Annoying People Pt. 1

O-M-G.....It's hilarious when a person says "I cant stand annoying people" while they're super annoying themselves!!! Come on now, you sound like a complete hypocrite, I guess you must annoy yourself often. I don't have anything against annoying people because I know I can be kind of annoying myself. I remember when my cousin called me annoying one day. WTF!? In my head there was a bunch of ' ????????????????? ' popping up. I didn't understand how the most annoying person in my family I knew could possibly say I, was annoying. ( quick note: it's getting annoying having to type the word annoying so many times....seriously it is annoying. Hopefully it's not TOO annoying for the readers. LoL ) At this point it's almost as if I'm getting severely mind fucked. I just shrug it off and reply with "How am I annoying?". Of course she cant reply back because an answer is impossible with out it being an absurd lie.

To me though, the most annoying people are ignorant fools, people who just don't seem to have common sense. Honestly half of the world is annoying. From my cousin's inability to close the damn door back after she exits the room, to mindless people on Facebook getting offended over videos I post.

1. I cant even come up with an explanation to how my cousin can see the door is closed as she enters..and just decides not to close it back when she leaves...I just want to shoot myself when pondering about it.

2. This female on Facebook befriended me for the Pot Farm game. Me, I post a lot of random things, from over weight chicks sitting on skinny guys to down right crazy porn LOL. Okay so if you're on Facebook and somebody posts a video, isn't it up to you whether to watch it or not? This chick had the audacity to comment on the video and say " That's it, I've had enough of your disgusting posts, I am removing you as my friend"........ Something like that. I was like nobody told you to watch it. Common sense tells you the video isn't going to be pretty, so why would you even bother check it out, then come at me like I'm the one at fault?! ANNOYING!

I don't want to sound sexist or anything, but what the hell is wrong with females?? I cant recall a lot of guys who do this but I cant stand when I'm speaking to a person, they sit there and don't respond, knowing damn well they heard me talking. Is something on their mind so attention grabbing that it disconnects them from the rest of the world? Like I could be typing this post right now and if someone were to speak to me I would stop typing, respond back to them, and continue typing. I love using my cousin as an example it seems, I'll ask her a question and she'll respond back about 30 seconds to a minute later. By that time I'm so put off by her not responding back quick enough that I don't respond to her asking me what I had said. ANNOYING! I think she just has a short attention span, although I heard females think about 598528592958258 things at once. So if that is true, then i can understand the IGNOREance....yes...corny play on words, what ever. Shit, just writing this post is getting annoying and I'm tired as hell. I think I'll make this like a segment within blogs, if that makes any sense..OH another annoying thing people do..misspell the word "sense" with "sence" ..smh SPELL CHECK!!! Anyways..I'll make a Pt. 2 some other time.

Annoying Ass Facebook!

Okay so am I the only person that is madly addicted to Facebook??? I thought I spent crazy hours on video games but damn, Facebook has taken over my life!! I don't even know how many hours I spend on it simply because I don't feel like calculating how many hours I'm awake each day. Basically  I am on Facebook from when I wake up till I go to sleep. Ten plus hours a day? Eh, oh well. Seriously though, Facebook is so annoying and I cant stand it or some of the people who use it. Well it's more of a love/hate thing. I'm constantly posting crazy yet funny porn videos or just witty posts. I think I started using facebook in 2010, now that it has been a year or so I've completely changed the way I look at and use Facebook.

I like to call it Twitter 2.0... I'll save twitter for another post, yeah, twitter is pretty lame smh. Anyways, you know how you can tweet stuff? Facebook is basically the same thing just more upgraded, and unlike twitter more than half of your friends will read your posts! Twitter is the year 1850, and Facebook is the year 2035. ( way passed 2011 lol )
Besides spamming the news feed with random and ridiculous posts, I'm always playing this Facebook game called Pot Farm. SUPER ADDICTING! So if you're my friend on Facebook you probably know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm pretty sure it's annoying as hell to see nothing but Pot Farm related posts from me. I'm talking 100+ posts a day! The results of this massive spam has lead me to lose friends I've known from years back. Well they can rot in hell, luckily I still have some dedicated  friends. Or maybe they're just too lazy to unfriend me.

More annoying things about Facebook are the friends I have on there. It's not that they're annoying, well some are, it's just I always get caught up in a post that tends to exceed the average comments on a post. I would say the average post holds atleast 10 to 20 comments. From time to time the comments will add up to 100+ which equals much more of my time being wasted. It's almost like we're sitting  in high school procrastinating and not doing homework. But hey, its called " Social Network" for a reason right? ............. Wow as I'm typing this I stopped just to go on Facebook and make a post, then checked my Pot Farm before realizing I needed to finish this blog post. Talk about easily distracted, but I can't blame myself since I'm multitasking.
There's just so many horrible things to Facebook that make it annoying and time consuming. I try to take a break and it only lasts about 3 hours.. Sad..